I’m at the famous Paco’s hole in the wall with great burritos on the West Coast. I meet a voluptuous escort, I mean woman. Not that I want to talk to her because she is the cliche beautiful blond bombshell, but because she is intriguing looking. I can tell in her laugh; her life is interesting. She is blond with large breasts and has a beautiful face.
As she nips her margarita, I had to find out more. Being the curious woman I am.
“I love this restaurant, no matter how long the wait, you can always sip on a margarita, and of course, here’s a table in case you liven up to do some ballet work! It’s either to die asleep or awake embarrassed,” I say all in one breath.
“Yeah, I love it here. I’m from Las Vegas, so…” She says sitting on the red booth that runs along the waiting area on the sides of the Mexican stripper table.
“So… what? Anyway, how do you like Vegas? How often do you fly out here?” I say assuming she flies, probably on a weekend or bi-weekly basis to meet a strange fellow on a Friday night for some drinks and whatever. I don’t judge. Wait. I am. Gosh. I’m undefined. Okay! So what? My boyfriend is strange. Side note.
“He works for the CIA,” I say, “my boyfriend,” I mean, “he says he’s from Argentina, but that’s such bullshit.” I know it. I tell them, her and the funny looking short elf next to her, giggling. The John.
“I’m 1/2 Swedish and 1/2 Mexican.” She says.
“Really, I’m 1/2 Swedish and umm 1/2 french, ” I say.
“Oh really can you speak French?” She asks.
“No.” I say. I mean, “you know, I’m in my 20’s with no accent–our family has been here a bit,” I mention lightly.
“He’s in the CIA? Really. Are you Spanish too?” She asks batting her eyes to my BF who clearly is not.
She goes on, “I was in the service too. The Marine’s.” She says, her lip near bursting. They were colorful though with lust for my BF.
“Yeah don’t they pay for school or something?” I ask for some reason, maybe because my school starts Monday and I hate paying.
My boyfriend spits out his tequila sunrise.

“Yeah,” she says, “I go to only classy places in Vegas, so I don’t know….” She says.
“Well, I’m a classy girl,” I say with my shirt unbuttoned to show off some cleavage from my Dr. appt. I was trying to get the right prescription from, which I did with my breast blooming. Her fake blonde hair tasseled in my face. Cute.
I tap on her shoulder, “I want to go somewhere real great next time I’m in Vegas. Last time I got jealous at the Mandalay Bay of the Pussy Cat Girls, and I poured a drink on my boyfriend. I respect them though.” I go on, “In fact, I used to be a dancer, tap and ballet that is. I should try out.” I say, “but I can’t sing.” I realize I’m talking too fast.
“Lo siento!” I say suddenly, as if my Spanish is well. And we fare them good bye.
“Why did you tell them I was in the CIA? You scared the shit out of the hooker and her weekend John?” My boyfriend asks and says.
“I wasn’t thinking.” I say as I walk to my car. I look next to me and an African-American woman is getting into her car, why? I don’t know, but I say, “if you were studying the bible, where would you start?” I ask the older woman in her fifty’s.
“What are you doing?” BF asks.
“What? Are you speaking to me? Well for heaven’s sake.” She says as she walks and opens her trunk. She pulls out a bible book to follow, I guess that’s what it is. “Don’t follow the old bible, the new one, not the ‘thee‘ and ‘thou‘, ” she says. A JW.
“Are you from Texas,” I ask.
“Why yes. How did you know? I haven’t lived there for since I was a child,” she held her heart.
“I don’t know? You seem so sweet, you couldn’t be from here.” I say. I wave good bye, and pull my shift stickerooo into reverse, we’re off for a mighty fine and fun filled night. I laugh and howl in the wind. Someone hospitalize me. No not really, and I shouldn’t play around with JW’s and their prayer books. That’s not nice.